"Words, words, words. They're just words, people. Don't be mouthin' at me that y'all don't wanna hear people shoutin' 'Merry ChriFSMas.' It's my FSM given right to say that to anyone I want to without worryin' 'bout 'fendin somebody."How many times have you heard something like this uttered on the news, from a friend, or worried about offending someone because you don't want to seem "too preachy?" The time has come that we need to be less 'fended and take back our holiday.
The lighting of our ChriFSMas trees, the annual ChriFSMas specials on TV, our traditions are being stripped of us one by one. We here at No Pants Tees say NO.
NO!
No to people taking away our FSM given rights.
And we say, YES to telling a neighbor, "Merry ChriFSMas."
Telling a friend, "Merry ChriFSMas."
Yes to to telling your ardently strict Roman Catholic neighbor, "Merry ChriFSMas."
Let's start taking back our day.
Read more about our savior at the The Church of the Flying Spahgetti Monster. There's still time for redemption, because FSM saves.
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