5 Funny Christmas Sites to Help You Through the Holiday Season

It's all fun and games until... well, Christmas is just fun and games. When it comes to the holidays, humor wins. A Christmas Story. The Grinch. Scrooged. These were funny Christmas movies, and if life imitates art, then maybe finding some humor in our own lives would help us through this recession-filled holiday season. Here's a list of funny Christmas websites to help you through this miserable season. They help us, anyway.

1. Sketchy Santas. This site is hysterical, and if you learn any one thing, you'll learn quickly that Santa actually looks pretty mean.

2. Funny Christmas Photos. This site is full of funny Christmas photos, and even some raunchy ones down bottom. Our kind of stuff.

3. Funny Tiger Woods Christmas Picture. Tiger Woods, after they made up. Great photo, lovin' it.

4. This Funny Christmas Video...


5. Our Funny Christmas T-Shirts. Yup, we are they place to go for the holiday season to find yourself a funny, raunchy yuletide tee, or find the perfect inappropriate/funny Christmas t-shirt.

Your Ugly Sweater Guide

Getting ready for an ugly sweater party is easy.

Step 1: Find an ugly sweater.

Look to the lower end stores in your area, like JC Penney, Kmart or Sears. A consignment store, like a Salvation Army outlet, is good too. Look for most painful sweater you can find. Think cats pawing at snowflakes and overly cute Christmas bears doing lame things. Sweaters that button in the front are great. Don't pay a lot for this, cause of our next step.

Step 2: Modify the shirt to make it epic.

OK, you have your ugly Christmas sweater. Time to take it to the next level. You really have three options: lights, wreathes or a bow. The best way to upgrade your garment is to wire a string of lights into the sweater and make them battery powered. Flashing multi-colored lights are better.

Another option is to buy a real wreath and attach it to the back of your sweater. Your last option is adding a big bow, with some kind of flourish of sparkle or garland to add effect. To achieve the holy trinity at Christmas, modify your sweater with all three: a wreath and a box and lights!

Step 3: Add a cape.

The bigger the better. Every Christmas party needs a dude in a cape.

Step 4: Add th

e props.

Nothing adds to your sweater more than a prop. Have an sweater with kittens playing in snow? Carry around a stuff kitten or puppy. Can't hurt with the ladies.

Step 5: Get the pose ready.

Any self-respecting ugly Christmas sweater party will have a photo op wall on the way in, to take a picture of all the great sweaters being worn. Go to the mirror in your bathroom and practice your pose for this photo. Play up whatever theme you are working in your sweater, and be ready to nail the pose at photo time.

Step 6: Party!

Can't find the perfect ugly Christmas sweater? Check out the epic one we designed. We also had loads of funny Christmas shirts.

Why are Y'all Causin' Such a Raucous About Saying Merry ChriFSMas? The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the Reason for the Season...

"Words, words, words. They're just words, people. Don't be mouthin' at me that y'all don't wanna hear people shoutin' 'Merry ChriFSMas.' It's my FSM given right to say that to anyone I want to without worryin' 'bout 'fendin somebody."

How many times have you heard something like this uttered on the news, from a friend, or worried about offending someone because you don't want to seem "too preachy?" The time has come that we need to be less 'fended and take back our holiday.

The lighting of our ChriFSMas trees, the annual ChriFSMas specials on TV, our traditions are being stripped of us one by one. We here at No Pants Tees say NO.
NO!
No to people taking away our FSM given rights.

And we say, YES to telling a neighbor, "Merry ChriFSMas."
Telling a friend, "Merry ChriFSMas."
Yes to to telling your ardently strict Roman Catholic neighbor, "Merry ChriFSMas."

Let's start taking back our day.



Read more about our savior at the The Church of the Flying Spahgetti Monster. There's still time for redemption, because FSM saves.